Вот что мне прислала моя любимая крошка :)

Чем отличаются русские от американцев :)

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed
up...but that was fun!"

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

AMERICAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"